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Attention Please [15 Jan 2009|04:17pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

I haven't posted in this journal for a very long time because it's no longer fitting to my life. I've created another one that I hope to write in a bit more for personal reasons. If you care to add me, feel free.

http://lashford.livejournal.com

Lyn

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So you think you're a friend, eh? [14 Dec 2006|06:43am]
[ mood | amused ]

I love when people fuck up royally then go sobbing to other people for attention.
It's amusing.
Especially when they then turn around and try to 'warn people off' about me.


Grow up. It's pathetic.

Nevermind [02 Oct 2006|08:51pm]
[ mood | irate ]

Well, I was happy........until I went to go pick up my car. They tried to give it back to me STILL FUCKED UP!! Like I wouldn't notice the quarter inch gap between the trunk hatch and the taillights and that none of the panels sat flush with each other....AND that the damned center reflector (that they thought was a fucking light) was missing the emblems!! AND they didn't replace the trunk liner. WTF! Just because I have a vagina doesn't mean I'm going to bend over and get screwed.

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Oh happy da-ay-ay! [02 Oct 2006|03:58pm]
[ mood | giddy ]

My car is fin-nished! Oh yeee-aahhh!

I'm so happy I could kiss anyone I run into today! After two whole months my baby is coming HOME!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

L


P.S. This just goes to show you that attitude and viciousness will get results!

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Ready for more updates? I hope so!! [15 Sep 2006|05:24am]
[ mood | drunk ]

#1 It's 5:30am and I'm still drunk. This should be a fun entry.


The totaled my car. Smash, Bam, Boom, FUCK YOU BROCK'S COLLISION!!!
2000$ in parts. 4000$ in labor cost. Sound fair to you? NOT!
The insurance company said the 6000$ is over 75% of what my car is worth so yeah, due to 'labor costs' my car gets totaled. Nevermind that there isn't any frame damage and it's only cosmetic. Too bad, Ms. Ashford. TOTALED.

Needless to say I'm buying it back. Or bought it back. They gave me the car and 4200$ so I'm still out a considerable amount from my bank account. So now I'm impatiently awaiting getting my car back. Apparently there's only one guy working on my car so I won't get it back until September 22nd. 4000$ my ass. (Next time just tell me to pull up my skirt and bend over!) Meh, but it doesn't matter. I'm researching some sort of Restoration Title so my car wont' be worth shit.

Mom bought the MR2 so I've been riding around in style for a few weeks. I so love convertibles! Especially two seaters. It's so fun to say 'Sorry, you cant' come with me. I only have room for one.'

Sometime during the last update, I came close to getting the piece on my back finished. Sure tons of little girls have itty bitty tramp stamps. Windy says I am now the Mother of all Tramp Stamps. The outline goes from the outside of the spiral I already had, out to my sides and over my kidney. Oh yeah I squirmed like a bitch. (Hey, you try being ticklish and get a tattoo on YOUR sides!) I should be done with it completely by next week. I'm not looking forward to it. I'll post a picture later.

Jeff got a lawyer, who's also suing my insurance company (I guess that's standard procedure.) and the other cunt follicle's insurance company as well. I hope they hose them! He's also going to a chiropractor so his back isn't feeling as stiff as it was after the wreck.

Umm.... Oh yeah, there's a stray dog that just wound up living in our back yard. He's still a puppy and Jeff and I have successfully trained him to sit, lie down, shake and 'Off!' (which we use alot). He doesn't bother the cats too much and when he gets too close they swat at him and he comes whining to 'Mommy and Daddy'. It's rather cute. He's a brown Heinz 57 with a black spot on his muzzle so I named him DeNiro. Makes a great lap dog. Plus he doesn't mind when we pick him up and carry him around like a baby doll.

I've been out of work for a week due to a sinus infection that's come close to killing me. I woke up the other night so stopped up I couldn't breathe at all and it scared me really bad! Crikey!



-L

P.S.
In other news. Today marks the count-down for 1 month until Ireland. I so need this vacation.
Told you this was going to be a random post!

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Woo hoo! I look like alot of people! [17 Aug 2006|01:10am]
[ mood | amused ]

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[13 Aug 2006|01:20pm]
[ mood | hungry ]

Saturday through Sunday review in the life of Lyn

8.5.06 - Jeff got in a wreck in my car. He was coming back home from work to take me to work and as he was on the on-ramp for Interstate, some woman rear-ended my car doing 40mph while he was stopped. His neck, back and arm were hurt in the process. So we took him to the hospital and the stupid doctor just poked on him and told him to take Advil. Lyn was not a happy camper at work

8.6.06 - We got a rental car on Saturday and damn I hated that stupid thing. Fuckin Toyota Corolla. Stupid Avis charging us 53$ a day. All-state is no help, btw. It took us forever to get a claims number on Saturday but of course they didn't open it fully so yeah, more out of pocket money so far. Bet they're pissed now when they got the $400 bill when they actually decided to give us a rental car through them

8.7.06 - Monday I took Jeff to work. Dealt with more insurance crap. Come to find out we couldn't get jack shit started on the claim until they had the accident report. I hate that you have to wait 3 days for a accident report to be released from the police department. Work for me was rather comical though, no bossman, just women at the shop. Lots of dancing around like idiots and comical insults such as 'Monkey Twat' (Damn fucking teenybopper blondes that can't appreciate The Cure. Damn me and my insomnia... haven't slept since the wreck, too many nerves

8.8.06 - More fun work for both Jeff and I. Whiplash set in for him so he's not a happy camper. It's really affecting his work since he does manual labor. Allstate was still trying to dick us over in the fact they refused to do some sort of crap. State Farm to the rescue. They got the ball rolling for us as far as claims go, so I took my car to Brock's Collision. They do good work. I miss my car

8.9.06 - Wednesday I went to go get the police report after 2 hours of sleep. Hey! It's a start right? That perked me up considerably because there's is no way in hell they can say it was Jeff's fault. Oooh if they even TRY to total out my car there will be lawyers to pay. Silly idiots at work. We should change the name from Red River Tattoo to Windy's House of Pain. Every little girl that came in wanted a tramp stamp and the way they were carrying on sounded like Windy had her thumb up their butts again. Rather comical shit, yo. Jeff's still hurting. It sucks. Oh yeah, boredom set in and Jeff started his tattoo. Had to get a different rental car. Chevy Cobalt's suck ass. Will trade out VERY fucking soon.

8.10.06 - Last day of freedom from the Bossman. I got a new cartilage piercing. I'm starting to think I'm a masochist or something. It hurt but it's the start of my new corkscrew piece. YAY for the different! Allstate finally called and took Jeff's statement and said they'd be taking full responsibility for the accident and settling medically with Jeff soon. (I'm sure by 'soon' they mean 3 years) Oh yeah, and Windy got in trouble by the bossman because I answered my phone. So follow this logic if you will. I work there to answer phones. I answer the phone when he calls and he gets mad at Windy for me doing the job he hired me to do. Can we say: HUHHH???

8.11.06 - Bossman returns. Lots of tension. I trade rental cars from a Cobalt to a Stratus. WTF! They promised me a Saturn!! I hate Enterprise. I made a show of 'not answering the phones' at work. We all kinda smirked at it. All around it was a decent day. Lots of annoying customers. Why is it that every little kid wants to come in and 'get something different' yet goes straight for a butterfly flash on the wall? Kids...~le scoff~ Left work early due to one hell of a random migraine. I actually lost vision as I pulled into my driveway. It wasn't a fun evening.

8.12.06 - Took the day off to have a lazy day. My head was still hurting and I just didn't feel like doing squat. Woke up at 5:30am to take Jeff to work after finally going to sleep just around 3am. Went to eat lunch with my mom and finally discovered where my impulse buying comes from. As we're sitting there she decides she wants a sports car convertible. So we finish lunch and head over to the Toyota place. She really wants an MR2 and the stupid salesman tries to talk her into a Celica. WTF. So as we're leaving, across the street at the Pontiac dealership is....an MR2 convertible! 'Hey mom, look, an MR2' VROOM SCREEEECHpark. Yeah, come Monday morning she's going to be there as the doors open. I'm so driving that damned car. It's cool as hell. Oh yeah, and I drove all around Brock's trying see my car. We finally found a business that butted up to the back part of Brock's and we saw her! I miss my baby. She was sitting in between a 05 Mustang Cobra and an 06 Saleen. That's right, she runs with the big dogs in the wrecking yard!

8.13.06 - Fuck a bunch of bullshit. I'm going to relax and go over to Windy's house and bring wine and eat spaghetti and paint a mail box. Yay for down time, it's been one fucked up week.

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This looks like fun [12 Jul 2006|02:14pm]
[ mood | bored ]

01.Elaborate on your default icon.
It's a shoe..and it says 'I'm a bitch but you love me anyway'. How much more can I elaborate?

02. What's your current relationship status?
Single....mother of 7. Who cares if those kids happen to be furry and 4 legged, I'm still their mommy. I feed them everday, don't I?! That's what I thought biznatch

03. Ever have a near-death experience?
Not that I know of. I'll have to ask my mom. Hold that thought:
Mom says:
Yes. Right after you kicked that candle holder down the stairs at me.
Lyn says:
lmfao
Lyn says:
I was being serious but that works

(In my own behalf, I was 16 and in the middle of a panic attack when she started to nag me and I snapped. The only thing damaged was a ugly looking chandelier. Mom ducked. Oh yes and for those with curious minds, I was barefoot and the candleholder was a solid crystal spiked tealight holder)

04. Name an obvious quality you have?
Loyalty

05. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
"The Red" by Chevelle

06. Any celeb you would marry?
I don't know if I'd actually want to marry a celebrity becuase of the constant lack of privacy and all the tabloid bullshit. It would be fun to date one for awhile though. If that happened I'd definitely jump for a chance with Vin. He's teh sexxah

07. Who will cut and paste this first?
Who knows/cares?

08. Name someone with the same birthday as you:
My friend Kat. It's creepy, we're the exact same person too (personality wise)

09. Do you have a crush on someone?
Yuhhuh

10. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property?
Yes I did and I'm not going to admit to it due to the fact I never know if someone I know personally in town will read this journal.

11. Have you ever been in a fight?
Physical fight? No... just my older sister beating me up (me not fighting back) when I was younger.

12. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Several solos in school productions and at karaoke bars

13. What's the first thing you notice about a member of the OPPOSITE sex?
Eyes...then teeth. I don't know why but recently I've developed an obsession with teeth

14. What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Venti Hazlenut Frappicino but I really dislike Starbucks coffee for some reason. I have a few friends that work there so I get dragged up to say Hi alot

15. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
I punch walls sometimes when my temper flares which sometimes results in jammed fingers, so would that be considered 'on purpose'?

16. Say something totally random about yourself.
I'm still wondering what cat treats taste like

17. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
I get Amy Lee all the time. It's gotten to where I answer people before they can finish the sentence 'You know you look just like...'

18. Do you wear a watch? What kind?
I keep my cellphone on me at all times and it tells me the time

19. Do you have anything pierced?
Yeah

20. Do you have any tattoos?
Oh yeah

21. Do you like pain?
I've had needled shoved through my body and been punctured by them repeatedly to shove ink in my skin. What do you think?

22. Do you like to shop?
Yes and no. I've got to be in the modd for it. If I'm in the mood for it, no one can stop me. It's like Hurrcaine Lyn. If I'm not in the mood to, trying to get me to shop is like paddling a boat through a river of molasses

23. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
Toliet paper, truffles and a bacon egg and cheese biscuit. I am the Queen of Random

24. What was the last thing you paid for with a credit card?
A #3 at Sonic (I see a pattern)

25. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
A wrong number asking for a Catherine

26. What is on your desktop background?
Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Baur. Okay, if I wanted to date Vin, I'd marry Kiefer. So I guess I would marry a celebrity

27. What is the background on your cell phone?
A tattoo clip art of 2 girls. One angelic and the other a devil. It says 'Naughty or Nice' in sepia tones

28. Do you like redheads?
At first I thought that said 'Rednecks' lol. So I guess I like redheads, but only women. Male redheads look odd to me. I don't know why

29. Do you know any twins?
My Godbabies are twins

30. Do you have any weird relatives?
I am the weird relative.

31. What was the last movie you watched?
Crybaby

32. What was the last book you read?
Fuck if I know. I think it was Red Lily

33. Did you or are you planning to go to college?
One of these days

34. What is your favorite pair of pants that you own?
My guinness sleepy pants that I'm currently wearing. The only problem with them is there isn't a button in the crotch so people randomly get peepshows

35. Do you like to party?
On occassion. When I do I'm usually the one searching for my sunglasses as I stumble out of the bar

36. Where do you see yourself in five years?
Celebrating the 5th year anniversary of you asking me this stupid question.

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Hmmm... [12 Jul 2006|02:06pm]
[ mood | sleepy ]

I've recently discovered that sleep deprivation has you wondering what cat treats taste like. That is all. Thank you and goodnight.

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This thing is long [09 Jul 2006|01:37am]
[ mood | bored ]

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

I miss somebody right now. I don't watch much TV these days.  (24 is over for the year) I own lots of books.  (And I have yet to read them all)
I wear glasses or contact lenses.  (For show only) × I love to play video games. I've tried marijuana.
I've watched porn movies. × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. × I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes.  (No, I curse all the damn time) × I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
it goes on...Collapse )
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I'm putting this everywhere [20 Jun 2006|10:52am]
[ mood | grumpy ]

Just email me the info because I doubt you want it posted all over the place
( Allura289@hotmail.com )

Apparently when you save things to your SIM card, make sure they actually save. My phone fucked up 2 days ago and now I have to get another one. Unfortunately when I saved everything to SIM it didn't actually save so now I need everyone's information again. So if you could please send me the following information I would be SOOO thankful.

Cellphone
House phone
Email Address
Birthday

Everything was in my phone and now it's gone kaput. I really despise technology now.

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One more reason I love technology! [15 Jun 2006|02:49am]
[ mood | impressed ]

Me: holy shit
Me: my phone charges from my computer!
Josh: lol
Josh: duh
Me: that's fuckin AWESOME!
Me: holy shit. Whoever thought up having the computer charge the battery of your phone while you're connecting the two is a bloody genius!

Will wonders ever cease??

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Now and Then [24 May 2006|02:36pm]
[ mood | sick ]

Then and Now; Ten years Gone

1) How old were you?
THEN: 13
NOW: 23

2) Where did you go to school?
THEN: Caddo Middle Magnet
NOW: No school

3) Where did you work?
THEN: In my room. Homework blew.
NOW: Outside

4) Where did you live?
THEN: I belive it was 163 Lynn Ave.
NOW: Shreveport, LA (North Highland area)

5) How was your hairstyle?
THEN: Long, Straight, Dyed Black
NOW: Long, Straight, Half-way Dyed Black

6) Did you wear braces?
THEN: No
NOW: No

7) Did you wear contacts?
THEN: No
NOW: Yes, non prescription though

8) Did you wear glasses?
THEN: No
NOW: No

9) Who was your best friend?
THEN: Amanda C.
NOW: My mom

10) Which of your pets were still alive?
THEN: I didn't have any pets other than my mom's cat Sam (who is still alive)
NOW: The Cats: Scyanide, Absinthe, Roux, BB, Kewie, Bo, Sweetie, Ophilia (sp? - not my cat really but the owner never feeds her) 2 gerbils: Nero and Bebe

11) Who was your boyfriend/girlfriend?
THEN: Jonathan
NOW: Single life Woo Woo!!

12) Who was your celebrity crush?
THEN: Twiggy Ramirez
NOW: Kiefer Sutherland or Colin Farrell

13) Who was your regular-person crush?
THEN: My boyfriend at the time
NOW: ~just grins~

14) How many piercing did you have?
THEN: 3 (in my ears)
NOW: 9

15) How many tattoos did you have?
THEN: 0
NOW: 3 large ones

16) What was your favorite band/singer?
THEN: Marilyn Manson
NOW: Too difficult to say

17) Had you smoked cigarettes?
THEN: yes
NOW: yes

18) Had you gotten drunk?
THEN: Nope
NOW: Way too much

19) Had you DRIVEN?
THEN: Mom used to let me drive her Buick Somerset
NOW: All the time, unless I can trick someone into driving me instead

20) If so which car?
THEN: 1986 Buick Somerset
NOW: 1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse

21) Looking back, are you where you thought you would be in 2006?
I actually thought I'd be dead by now. So I guess I'm way ahead of my earlier predictions. Go me!

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This makes me sick [29 Apr 2006|05:04pm]
[ mood | shocked ]

http://media.spikedhumor.com/24864/insane_woman_on_fox_news.wmv

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Ahhh the joys of birthdays!! [09 Apr 2006|08:31am]
[ mood | hyper ]

There's nothing quite like getting dickslapped by a paper penis when you're opening a birthday card you can't read in the dark. I love my sick and very twisted friends!! It is now 8:30 in the AM and I am still drunk and still wired. Hell! I even love my devious friends. Miss Designated Driver decided to ditch me after my 50$ alcohol tab so my sexysexy bartender could drive me home. God I've got the biggest crush on him!!

•No cover charge for birthday girl and her designated driver!
•Lots of alcohol fun!
•Emeril cookware for birthday presents rock so much ass!
•HIM concert tickets! I LOVE my Mel-bell! I can't believe she bought me tickets for my birthday!!
•Awesome smellgood stuffs from my lovely tattoo artist and very good friend Wendy!
•An unknown present from Deneena because she keeps forgetting it!
•Birthday discount beer from Cameron and Grimmy!
•Free shots from almost everyone I could imagine!
•Free beer from random guys who feel bad for elbowing me in the chest!
•Very twisted cards that have pop-up penis' in them signed by everyone!
•7:45am rides home from above said sexy bartenders! No kisses... phooey :(
•After-hours pool games!
•4 very hard spankings that made my ass go numb! (Thank God he hurt his hand on my butt before he reached 24)


My front tooth is somewhat loose from getting a beer bottle jammed into my lip. Hopefully it won't stay that way. It already feels like it's tightening back up thankfully. It's now almost 9am and I'm supposed to be awake at 12pm to go see Riverdance at 1pm. This blows because along with the hangover I'm most likely going to have, I get to listen to tap dancers for 3 hours. FUN TIMES!!!

God I love my friends right now. I'm 23 and this is the first year since I can drink legally that I've actually been able to drink. It's been a doozie! All of my friends came out for me which totally blows my mind that they'd drop plans they'd already made just to be there so I wouldn't be drinking alone. The only thing that was a bit upsetting was the fact my mom didn't get to be there. That would have been the icing on the cake. She bought me dinner and we stayed there for 4 hours and had a bit too much wine so she had to cop out on the bar night. Sucks.

I also found out why drunk people shouldn't chug Red Bull. I'd never had it before and got one from Cameron and I'm so goddamned hyper right now I could probably run a marathon. I'm hungry too.. maybe I'll stay up and go get breakfast. That sounds like a perfect ending to a most AMAZING evening!.

I'm so going to hate myself in a few hours. I can so tell these things

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He can call me flower if he wants to [07 Apr 2006|09:51pm]
[ mood | surprised ]

I got roses!! Thank you soo much honey!!

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Shortness wins by technicalities [07 Apr 2006|08:05am]
[ mood | amused ]

Aurora Caster: ~applauds~ Well at least that time you didn't get your head shoved into a fence
x TeMPe5T x: ouch lyn. lol
Aurora Caster: Sorry, I can joke about it now that you weren't hurt
x TeMPe5T x: i have a mini scar on my forehead for like a week after that. lol
x TeMPe5T x: that shit hurt my ego big time.
x TeMPe5T x: the event, not yo usaying that. lol
Aurora Caster: Hell, last time something like that happened to me.... I pulled a shotgun out on the guy and he pissed his pants
x TeMPe5T x: haha aw
Aurora Caster: It was a priceless moment
Aurora Caster: Of course I didn't get my head shoved into a fence. That would have probably knocked my short ass out
Aurora Caster: Then again.... I've got a pretty hard head. It would have probably bounced off, cracked into his nose and knocked him out
x TeMPe5T x: oh i practicly crawled in the apartment. the only timei was remotely standing up was to unlatch the back door.
x TeMPe5T x: haahha probably! you would have to one up me wouldnt you
Aurora Caster: ~laughs~ It's my job

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Caroline Spine [01 Apr 2006|07:34am]
[ mood | ecstatic ]

Oh HOLLYYYY SHIT! I had the most KICKASS evening. Neena came over early for hair and makeup stuffs so we could go see Caroline Spine at Sully's. Not only was it a kickass show, but since it was in such a small place, everyone got to hang out with them. So I got to talk politics with Mark (the guitarist), get hugs and kisses from the singer Jimmy, AND take shots with Scott (the bassist)!! I'm so psyched! I got all their autographs and a few pictures taken from my phone with them. On top of it all, it's like 7:30am and I'm so totally drunk it's not even funny. Yay for 60$ bar tabs and awesome music!

FYI: Caroline Spine is coming out with a new album very soon and also will be entering Myspace come May. Major sales push so everyone should check them out!

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My life [29 Mar 2006|08:34pm]
[ mood | amused ]

I think today it finally hit me that A) I live alone, and B) I'm definitely single. So as I'm walking into Target I'm thinking 'I need to get shampoo and something for dinner'. So I grab a basket (not a cart). Which is really like holding up a sign saying 'Single White Female'. Kinda funny if you think about it.

So here's what I wound up coming home with:

• Shampoo
• 1 Lean Cuisine meal
• A yogurt
• A half tin of biscuits
• 1 can of soup
• 1 loaf of bread
• 2 cans of cat food

That's kinda funny (or pathetic)in my opinion. I don't know why but I have this strange feeling I'm not going to become that excentric cat lady in the neighborhood. But hell, it's really difficult to cook for just one person!!

Anyway, very pointless post to anyone who reads this, I just wanted to put it down to paper, so to speak, for my own amusement

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This is what happens with Jo gets drunk (And NIN stuff) [26 Mar 2006|06:34am]
[ mood | drained ]

Aurora Caster: Go to sleep old woman
Chandraleila: you too grandma
Aurora Caster: respect your elders
Chandraleila: pfft
Chandraleila: ::wacks you with her cane::
Aurora Caster: assmonkey
Aurora Caster: go to bed before I curse you with a hangover
Chandraleila: ::makes chimp noises and then slings poo::
Chandraleila: ::hug::
Aurora Caster: ~hugs~

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NIN show kicked ass! Perfect seats! Trent's still a bastard! Can't hear at all, afraid to speak because I can't hear myself and I wind up yelling. Damn this ringing!! (Gotta love the spots right next to the speakers)

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